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Theatre of the Absurd (Dark Mild)
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THEATRE OF THE ABSURD

Dark Beers
Category Ale
Style Dark Mild
Tasting Notes Marble Rye, Floral English Hops, Black Cherry, Sweet Tobacco, Tootsie Roll
ABV 3.5%
Size 16 oz. Cans
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BEER FOR BREAKFAST When we're drinking a Dark Mild, the FOMO feeling falls away. It's the ideal "staying in" beer that makes you feel like you're at the pub. Its dark brown in color with some ruby tones as it hits the light, and is very refreshing, smooth, and balanced. And at 3.1%, it's one you can crush at any time of day.
Start your day with notes of chocolate, cherry, vanilla, American oak spice, and cinnamon. Full malt flavor, roasty and rich, in an incredibly smooth package.

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